Joe, the Pig

There was a pig,
and his name was Joe.
He had a new job
but he just wouldn't go. 

They gave him a corn cob,
and they gave him a bed.
All he did
was slap himself in the head.

He said, 'I can't go!
I belong in the zoo!'
'Where I can be seen!
by people like you!'

So he smiled, 
and he ran
to the zoo and said,
'Here I am! Here I am!

I AM YOUR MAN!!!!!!