It’s a Funny World….

Tears flow down the window 
as the snow melts upon the roof.

The old cow laughs
as it kicks the fresh manure from its hoof.

'It's a funny world'
I said.
As twilight
settled on my head.

The world is dark.
It has hit its mark.
'Everything is stark.'
Exclaimed the lark.

This poem is nuts.
It is full of ands and butts.

I pulled a thread.
My eyes popped right out of my head.
I found them in the morning,
resting quietly, under my bed.

I had rolled my eyes
right out of my head!


Psychological harassment!

A Bearded Birdhouse

Housecleaning….
Once upon a bearded birdhouse 
Socks had been hung out to dry.
He was shaking out the rug
When dust got in his eye.

He cried to his momma
He cried to his pop.
Nothing they tried
Could make the pain stop.

Along came a pretty lady
With a hop, hop, hop.
She spotted the tiny tear
And decided she must stop.

She kissed the wet cheek
She pecked the wet ground.
Up popped a juicy worm
Which she quickly found.

They all had dinner
Their dishes wiped clean.
The dust eventually settled
A tear was nowhere to be seen.

This is not a true story
Just a bit of nonsense
About a bearded birdhouse
Filled with incense!