A tulip popped out of the ground. It made sure no one was around. It took off its shirt. Which fell in the dirt. It turned red without making a sound.
I had a wooden shoe. It was quite new. I put it on my feet. They felt really neat. How they both fit in, I haven't a clue.
Red is a colour I like. It is the colour of my new bike. I rode it to the bar. Thought it would be safer than driving my car. Now, onward home, I hike.
There was a hat on my head Last night, when I went to bed. My husband laughed. He thought me daft. Now, there is a pot on his head.
On a cold rainy night on a Liverpool quayside In the year before the Great War The crowd was in shock at the loss of Titanic; So proud had they been the day before.
Relatives gathered for news of their loved ones, To read through the list of the dead, When into the throng came a sad-eyed old polar bear And to the clerk at the counter, he said
Have you got any news of the iceberg? My family were on it, you see; Have you got any news of the iceberg? They mean the whole world to me.
Mama and the kids
My wife and my children were coming from Greenland To be by my side in the zoo; Belinda's my wife, and the eldest's is called Bernard, And Billy, well he's only two.
I know on the ship there were hundreds of people And I know the iceburg's not yours... The polar bear's eyes held the start of his teardrops And he covered his face with his paws.
Have you got any news of the iceberg? My family were on it, you see Have you got any news of the iceberg? They mean the whole world to me.
It's been over a year since I last saw my children. I left home to build my career; I've worked very hard; I'm a star in the circus; It's all been for nothing, I fear.
Circus poster
That's my face on the poster; we're in town this week; My children were meeting me here. Everyone watched as he struggled to speak, As his paw brushed away one more tear.
Have you got any news of the iceberg? My family were on it, you see; Have you got any news of the iceberg? They mean the whole world to me.
By now all the people had gathered beside him; His grief was one they could share. The people around him, in silence and sadness, Listened to the sad polar bear.
I wanted my children to see me performing And Belinda, she would have been proud; At last lost for words, and his tears flowing freely, The question was asked of the crowd.
Have you got any news of the iceberg? My family were on it, you see; Have you got any news of the iceberg? They mean the whole world to me.